Maori Shower
when you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a subst-tute for having a shower. the maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you’re done.
person 1: “ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good i’ll just crank out a maori shower”
person 2: “you disgust me”
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