Maple Bars


1. a type of dough-nut
2. when a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.
person#1 :”wow…look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level.”

person#2 : “holy sh-t that girl has maple bars.”
the taint, the chode, the durf. that bit of skin in between your scr-t-m and your -n-s.
my girlfriend always remembers to m-ssage my maple bar when she’s going down on me.
the area tween your genitals and p–per. the taint
my maple bar is like an itchy little b-tch right now.
a solid t-rd that’s round, long, looks, and smells like p–p, but is, in fact, a maple bar.
zoe just ate a maple bar!
gross! where did she get it?
she just dumped it in the tiolet, then fished it right out and munched it!

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