maple hill
a small town in north carolina where everybody knows everybody. they have zero jails and a thousand cemeteries. they’re not to fond of strangers and outsiders so its not a place we recommend tourists go unless they were invited or they may end up in one of the many cemeteries or a bottomless pit never to be seen or heard from again.
those people in maple hill really are about that life
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