mapping the coast
1. the conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements- – getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.
– the closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. often the result of being high.
1.
cedric: it was last tuesday; no i think wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was tuesday because i was wearing my blue shirt-
bored colleague: cedric, you’re mapping the coast. shut up or just tell me what happened.
2.
dude 1: so, have you thought about what i said last night?
dude 2: yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and i nearly died of boredom. i’m not getting high with you again.
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