map created by james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, and peter pettigrew (characters in the harry potter franchise) they are also known as the marauders, or pr*ngs,padfoot,moony, and wormtail, in that order. this map allows the holder to view the entire layout of hogwarts, including secret rooms, and can view where any person is going at any time, and can see through any disguise, or potion/spell that is meant to change ones ident*ty. it is activated by “i solemnly swear i am up to no good” if it is opened in any other way (or attempted to) the parchment will spew insults at you
“james potter and his crew smirked proudly at each other as they viewed their newest, and greatest, creation: the marauders map.”
the marauders map is when you take home a random girl and are doing her from behind. when you are about to c*m you pull out c*m on her back slap it with your “magic wand” and say mischief managed.
dude i totally pulled a marauders map on that chick i took home last night
a sweet a kind person she is so kiylie
a border line albino child with brown hair.. gets all the b*tches on soundcloud, but not so much in person. he raps and sings with autotune and dresses like a homeless man. he challenged a light skin peanut to a fight and the peanut ran away so he dropped a diss track on him “yo […]
a mans with a huge c*ck that will pulverize ur girls p*ssy so hard. omg grentibear the savage d*ck king just pulverized my p*ssy grentibear is a f*cking savage
- samantha callahan
prom?? samantha callahan will you go to prom with me??