Marblehead High School


marblehead high school is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students’ education. they place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. the school won’t purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. people in marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.
adult: what are you learning in school?
student: synthetic division
adult: oh, you must go to marblehead high school. i’ve never heard of that in my entire life, and i am a manager of a very successful company!

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