Marcel The Shell
probably the best youtube video of all time.
bascially my life
a hit for all age groups
one time i looked at a diamond,
and it gave me a sunburn…
one kid, “wanna know what i use as a hat? a lentil”
other, “you soooo got that from marcel the sh-ll”
🙂
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