marching band ptsd



the disorder all marching band members have after band camp. side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple vietnam-like flashbacks.
the marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.

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