Marco math
someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
stuart-“we need separate checks”
separate checks come. we all get money together for separate checks
andy-“no no no, im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and i’ll do the rest.”
zach-“put those f’ing checks down andy, no one trusts your marco math”
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