Marcolepsy


a condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in s-xual congress with a guy who claims to be spanish. this is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
hey, how was the party last night?

not so great–i got food poisoning from the “spanish” tortilla, and ended up with a bout of marcolepsy. i need a shower. and some bleach.
seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcolept-tude
dude! you’re a marcoleptic!

as dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

one of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.

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