mardy arse


a person who is noted for being mardy – that is to say demonstratively miserable. being depressed doesn’t count – the mardy -rs- revels in unhappiness and broadcasts it via sulking, moaning, whingeing and (in the case of children) crying at the drop of a hat. an element of paranoia will generally be present; the mardy -rs- permanently feels hard done-to.

perhaps the key difference between grumpy and mardy is that the former involves more anger and the latter more self-pity. however, in an almost bipolar way, the mardy -rs- will tend to be someone who mood-swings from mardy to lary – from surly/resentful to surly/aggressive – often when alcohol has been added as a catalyst.

the term is a co-rs-r and therefore more emphatic version of mardy b-m (the ‘b-m’ in this sense referring to the b-ttocks, not a beggar or hobo, and ‘-rs-‘ being a less polite word than ‘b-m’). it may be heard in the same derbyshire, south yorkshire, nottinghamshire, leicestershire zone of the english east midlands where mardy is commonplace, though princ-p-lly the city of leicester.
where’s jack?
got beat at darts, and b-gg-red off home in a mood.
oh, he always was a mardy -rs-!

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