mared
n. a small, fierce creature that prowls in the bay area jungle. pretty bomb. has swagger. fan of the sf giants. may ask why you are eating certain foods at certain times. still cute though.
why can’t mared be mared?
to have a go at someone
‘i told her she i couldnt see her on tuesday and she just mared at me’
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