margaret slate
n.
the founder/current operator of “wrenn avenue industries”
won the 2007 u.s. world’s best prost-tute compet-tion.
sees an average of 14 clients nightly.
tested positive for aids, syphillis, and mrsa in 2006.
dude 1: “i hooked up with that girl from wrenn avenue industries last night.”
dude 2: “who? margaret slate?”
dude 1: “yeah. it was awesome.”
dude 2: “i heard she had a p-n-s…”
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