Margarita Shit Mixer
the act of sh-ting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the sh-t fly all over.
i went to trevs and did a margarita sh-t mixer haha he was so p-ssed he got covered in sh-t when he tried to turn it off
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