Marge Simpson

the thread that holds the simpson family together.
marge simpson’s hair is several feet tall. she dyes it with blue #56 dye.
age: 36
height: 5’6″ (not counting the 3 feet of hair)
weight: 120 lbs.
hair color: blue #56
real hair color: grey/greyish (like patty and selma)
fear: of flying
three favorite things: her family, cleaning, and cooking
if marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, i’d call her a milf too. (what about (stacy’s mom?) otherwise, marge is too normal.
the tv mom whose hair is large.
“when you get a penny from a chum
don’t just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don’t just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie…
the only cartoon milf i can think of.
marge simpson should have kept the implants.
when a pipe or other smoking device is packed over capacity resembling marge’s hair style.
“let’s get superhigh.”

“okay, i’ll pack a marge simpson.”
somewhat of a cartoon milf very hot i guess.
d-mn marge simpson has a gay laugh
stupid–ss b-tch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single simpson episode, and basically is sh-t. all day long.
marge simpson, with the most raspy, sh-tty voice: “homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be p-ssy-whipped, etc.”