Mariah Lynne
a mariah lynne is my swift. :d she is a b.e.a.utiful mother ducker who is my sister &+ wife. (swift) i love her to death, although, we really don’t chill that muchhh. :(( but when we do, it’s like we hung out the day before. she has gorgeeouss bluuuee eyess and is a tan, skinny b-tchh wiff a belly b-tton ring, and a nosee ring tooo. all the d00ds wanna fudge herr, but she don’t lett ‘eem. 🙂 we gots so0o much in commonn, anndd yourr mann will wanna fuuckk mariahh soo hardd that his d-ck c-ms out her b-m :d tehehheeheh.
i’m a narstyy girl. :p
i wish i was mariah lynne !
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