marianas trench is a pop-punk, pop-rock pop (newer music), emo (older music) band from vancouver b.c, canada. they first formed in 2001, but released their first song say anything on october 3rd, 2006. they currently have 4 studio alb*ms out. fix me (2006), masterpiece theatre (2009), ever after (2011), and astoria (2015). in early 2015, they released an e.p alb*m (something old, something new) that consists of songs such as here’s to the zeros and pop 101. the other two songs (primetime and sicker things) are by the band ramsay fiction, lead singer and guitarist’s former band. the band consists of, josh ramsay (lead vocals), matt webb (guitarist, back up vocals), ian c*sselman (percussion, back up vocals), and mike ayley (b*ss, back up vocals). they are currently in europe on tour. november come, they will go on a canadian tour. (which, i am very excited for.)
friend: “hey, do you have any new music to listen to? i’m very bored and have nothing currently to do.”
me: “yeah, i can lend you an earbud… oh, but all i have is marianas trench.”
friend: “oh okay, i’ll just go stand over here and read a book”
marianas trench is the awesome, 4 man band from vancouver british columbia. it consists of joshua keeler ramsay, matthew ian webb, micheal john edward ayley, and ian randle clifford c*sselman. josh is lead vocals, guitar, piano. matt is lead guitar, piano, backing vocals. mike is b*ss, backing vocals. ian is drums, backing vocals. they are hilarious, down to earth, and very talented musicians. check em’ out! they have 3 alb*ms out- fix me, masterpiece theatre, and ever after. they also have 2 ep’s- self-t*tled marianas trench and say anything. *there is also no apostrophe in marianas* they also have an amazing guitar tech named brett jamieson.
q: who’s the most talented band on the face of the earth?
a: marianas trench!!! :d
only the people who are into the band marianas trench purely for their look spell the band name like this (mariana’s trench. this is how trench wenches know if the person is a true fan or not.
never spell the name with an apostrophe, it’s wrong and you will hear about.
however if you’re wondering who this band is, it’s a pop-punk band from vancouver, british columbia. they are one of few band where all 4 members actually sing. so not only josh, the lead singer, but ian, matt and mike also sing (the drummer, lead guitarist and b*ssist). their songs have catchy lyrics but also have a deeper meaning to them. they are amazing live, some say they sound better live then when recorded, which is rare for bands today.
the members: mike ayley, matt webb, ian c*sselman and josh ramsay
random facebook status: omgzzzz i luvvv mariana’s trench!! josh is sooooo hotttt!!!!!!!
trench wench: b*tch please, that’s not even how you spell the name, and do you even know the other three members? you only know cross my heart and shake tramp….. that’s lovely…
an extremely talented quartet from vancouver, b.c, canada. they play fabulous music, (and addictive too!) filled with wonderful vocals and instrumental accompaniment. currently, their most well-known song is probably shake tramp.
a: “do you know marianas trench?”
b: “the undersea structure?”
a: “noooooooo!!!!!!!! i’m talking about the awsome band!!!”
b: “…..i’ve never heard of them….”
a: “then go do some research!!!”
an awsome 4 guy band based in vancouver, british columbia. consists of josh ramsay, ian c*ssalman, matt webb and mike ayley.
the music is amazing, with such songs like acadia, cross my heart, shaketramp and decided to break it.
dudee, check them out. marianas trench
the deepest known location in earth’s crust located on the bottom of the pacific ocean. a pervibial bottomless pit, if you will.
gosh! bill’s pockets are a virtual marianas trench!
big crack in the ocean, deepest part of earth, alternative rock band, sounds cool, etc.
bob: marianas trench
juan: marianas trench
the best band ever. from the city of vancouver b.c these 4 amazing guys formed in 2001 and released there first alb*m ‘fix me’ october 3 2006. with hits such as shake tramp, decided to break it, and say anything. the band then released there second alb*m ‘masterpiece theatre’ on february 24 2009. with hits such as cross my heart, all to myself, beside you, good to you, and celebrity status. this band is becoming very popular very fast. with josh ramsay on vocals, matt webb on guitar, ian c*sselman on drums mike ayley on b*ss, these boys definitely deserve a listen!
“have you heard of marianas trench?”
“you mean like josh matt mike and ian marianas trench?”
“they are so zany and are full of shenanigans”
- indian jerk ritual
when six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their d*cks off hey ashley i’m hanging with my friends on sat*rday and i was wondering if you wanted to perform an indian jerk ritual
- double relief
when you’ve been busting to take a dump and a p*ss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. the feeling of m*ssive relief is thoroughly liberating. jackie: i drank too much at taco bell last night and feel horrible kelly: a double relief is in order! off to the ladies’ room! […]
a derogatory term for when a person says or does something stupid. jenna: “why did they delete their pictures of each other?” brian: “they broke up you dur.” 1)a replacement of “no sh*t” or “duh” 2)an expression showing that something someone said is obvious liz: katy definitly likes brad. jamie: well, dur! she sent him […]
- s*xtually attractive
being very alluring and captivating while you s*xt someone. someone who can keep the conversation flowing, and is very descriptive. talk about being s*xtually attractive; that chick is such a freak. she wrote me a whole novel describing how she would blow me in an elevator.