Mariel Jones


a female. usually very s-xy. often times men will describe her as the most s-xable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. when a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. the ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.
dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.

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