Marietta Magic Hat
when f-cking a b-tter face, pull out before you c-m, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you c-m in her face, yell “abracadabra!”
“i went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat.”
“she was fugly, so i gave her the ol’ marietta magic hat.”
“so, we got back to his place and he said he’d show me a magic trick…but all he did was c-m in my face and yell abracadabra!”
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