Marinated Turd
when you take a dump, then p-ss on top and leave it to soak overnight. if the t-rd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is f-cking brutal upon discovery.
this morning i was greeted by a marinated t-rd when i went into my bathroom.
that b-tch p-ssed me off, so i left a t-rd marinating in her toilet.
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