Mario Balotelli
a soccer player that plays for the very rich team manchester city. despite manchester city owning all the money of the world they havint won any trophy in 25 years, so they bought mario balotelli in hope to win a trophy, but mario balotelli is just another b-tchy player that get’s angry and kinda emo everytime he get subst-tuted. he get p-ssed at everyone and leave’s the stadium at the same moment he get’s changed out.
mario balotelli comes from italy.
hey chap, where mario balotelli?
he went home….
rofl alrdy?
yeah.
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