Mario Kans


“mario kans” is the term to describe playing the hit game “mario kart” (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. the “kans” part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words “kart” and “cans”. the game was originally founded whilst drinking tennents lager hence the “cans” portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.
“we’re mario kannin’ it tonight”
“thomp, you suck at mario kans”
“jamie, you’re a rat when you play mario kans”

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