Mario Kart: Champion of Champions


mario kart: champion of champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 old finglas road. 6 cans of dutch gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. typical stunts pulled include fame-ssers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. the winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring champion of champions on again. he will typically ask the losing contestants to “look at my face”.
wow, joey has been mario kart: champion of champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!

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