Mario Lemieux


star player, owner, and captain of the pittsburgh penguins. started a group to buy the pens out of bankrupcy. won a gold medal for canada in the olympics.
helped the penguins capture 2 back to back stanley cups in 1991-1992
g-d himself. also known as the owner, savior, and center for the pittsburgh penguins.
i believe in mario lemieux…i just don’t go to church.

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