Mario Marconi
real name ‘shaun astbury’
starred in big brother 9 in the uk.
commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. boasting a 14 million strong fan base. having his own fan club where he comes from.
he is often nicknamed “the manager” or “the facilitator” with directly relates to his business prowess.
he has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.
a real mans man, everyone loves mario!
man: “mario marconi is a on tv again tonight.”
woman: “oh may god really?!!, i love mario marconi”
man: “well, dur… you are a woman, all women love mario marconi, even lesbians. i wish i was mario marconi.
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