Mario Moustache


this is plain and simple, when your getting s-xual with someone and then once the man c-ms (it can be with female juices too ;d ) get some j-zz and quickly draw a moustache starting inwards and going outwards and shout ‘its’a me mario!!’
sarah : ‘what is white stuff on that girl/guys moustache?’
emily: ‘lol its crusty!’
rachel: ‘yes i f-cking mario’d him 😉 ‘

hence mario moustache

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