Marissa Colson
pretty, one of the guys, drink her face off kinda girl. she will always want to go out but always leaves the decision to you. if you ever find yourself being asked stupid questions change the subject. long shirts leggings and uggs don’t define this kind of person, rather they owe their reason for living to her. constantly gets jealous if she is in no way able to hang out and your talk to someone
me “so we’re all going out to caroline street tomorrow, what are you doing”
other person “hey i wanna do something tomorrow but don’t know what”
me “they have a dance club there we can go to”
other person “do you think there will be people dancing there?”
me “that was a dumb question, you just pulled a marissa colson”
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