marital aid
1) truly an item or object used to create a better s-xual experience for lovers. a vibrator or s-x toy. a d-ld- or the like. s-xual lubricants. flavored s-xual lubricants. ribbed condom or the like.
2) a term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) kirk: “spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!”
2) johnson: “smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?”
smith: “i’ll get the kid and he can bring you the marital aid!”
a conservative euphemism for s-x toys, see also marital device.
republican husband: honey could we have intercourse please?
republican wife: well dear . . . i’m not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid i could be.
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