Marital Slut


a woman who uses s-x, or a lack of s-x thereof, to get whatever she wants from her husband. often the marital sl-t in question will refuse to give s-x for several weeks if the husband does not complete household ch-r-s, and the marital sl-t will use a horrible play on words based on the task at hand to relate to the refusal of s-x.
“honey, did you mow the lawn?”
“yeah, but i didn’t get to walking the dog.”
“well, until you get to walking the dog, you ain’t gonna get to walk my dog.”
“you marital sl-t.”

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