Marital Twins
when a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
him: “did you see that couple with the same haircut?”
her: “yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”
him: “they’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
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