Mark Foster
the most attractive lead singer of the indie pop band “foster the people” . they sing songs such as “pumped up kicks” , “call it what you want” and “helena beat”
person 1: you know mark foster?
person 2: yeah he’s that s-xy guy from the band foster the people!
a s-x god who is also the lead singer of foster the people. foster the people is the greatest band known to man.
“man, i’d f-ck mark foster any day.”
“yeah, he’s a real womanizer.”
a loser singer who thinks hes deep
i’m mark foster, i write super dumb lyrics and blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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