Mark Hayton


member of the indie rock band one night only which formed in 2003. he is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. he was in the band from when it started and still is.
person 1 – have you heard of a guy called mark hayton?
person 2 – yeah he’s that hot guitarist from one night only right?
person 1 – yeah!
the most vibing member of the band one night only. he plays guitar and has great hair. he also plays words with friends, which he is really good at.
girl 1:hey did you see that mark hayton from ono
girl 2: yeah he tups!

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