Mark Twain
a man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
“let there be light”
-g-d famously quoting mark twain
this is the pen name of samuel clemens. also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
mark twain is the author of huckleberry finn.
a man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache
i gave brett a mark twain while he was sleeping
he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
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