the most bad-ss name on the face of the earth. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a dude named markevious, he will most likely change the way you view life. through excessive use of random words such as “bricks” and “gucci” this man will leave you laughing at hysterical nonsense.
phil: “is it cold outside today bro?”
markevious: “it’s cold as bricks you s-xy giraffe!”
the satisfaction of taking a sh-t i just left the bathroom in complete sh-ttifaction
- chief brown
just a straight thug. your hear that clicking chief brown is coming….. run.
- armchair math
how to talk (or bluff) about advanced math topics you never studied before in order to sound “mathematically civilized” in front of strangers. at birthday parties, bob no longer needs to excuse himself, thanks to his new armchair math knowledge he recently acquired—from reading a dozen pop math books he borrowed from the public library.
while having -n-l s-x, you get a fajita and intensely toe f-ck it and when you’re about to c-m you sp-nk into the fajita, therefore adding you’re own sour cream. an action often used by mexican drug lords. juan sploodingled in my fajita yesterday. really hit the spot! 10/10 would recommend