Markhoff


my uber-s-xy love bot that lurks on irc.paintballchat.net
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    after friending or receiving a friend request from someone you don’t really know on facebook/mysp-ce, seeing them multiple times within the next couple of days. katherine: oh sh-t, see that that kid? i’ve never met him, but he friended me on facebook yesterday and i’ve p-ssed him four times today! julia: hahah thats so frawkward […]

  • frawks

    f-cking, frigging, freaking, et. al rawks urban dictionary frawks!!!

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    scottish slang for playing the bagpipes. possible local usage: “so there i wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started sh-ggin the haggis and pit me right oaf.” translation: “i was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me […]

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    d-ck shaft- shaft of the p-n-s she deepthroated all the way to my shaji. the process of removing the hair on every inch of one’s body i can’t come out tonight because i need to perform a shaji.

  • Frawr

    fah-rawh-ar | to frawr | a another way of saying “i’m falling” in a stupid manner, to appear like a douche bag one day a kid was playing tag with his friends on a playground. to be a cool and awesome kid he decided to p-ss off his friend by pretending he was “frawring” off […]


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