Marking Facebook Territory


after friends have a nasty fall out or a bf/gf break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend’s pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to ‘claim’ the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.
f-ck, my b-tch ex was marking facebook territory on sarah’s profile picture before i could like the picture, now i can’t comment or like sarah’s picture!

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