markled
to get f-cked in the -ss while sleeping and find out about it the next morning when sh-tting out the c-m.
1. she p-ssed out last night just when things were getting hot. my d-ck was already hard so i markled her.
2. i woke up this morning and went straight to the toilet. after a couple of fart bubbles i ended up sh-tting out a whole load of c-m. guess i got markled last night.
when your friend convinces you to share the purchase of a quant-ty of something at one price but it turns out the price is significantly higher than originally stated by the friend.
oh man, i’ve been markled again when i agreed to buy this case of wine with bill.
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