marklon
-noun
hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. when fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. this barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered ‘jailbait’ and below. the jailbait generalizes this appeas-m-nt as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
soph-m-re guy 1: man he gets all of the soph-m-re girls
soph-m-re guy2: it’s only because his marklons are fully developed
soph-m-re guy 1: our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
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