markness
1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie
yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a bl-wj-b, so i blow my load on her face and leave. next day, i decide to show off my markness so i do the same thing to her mom.
mark-ness
to have to do with being “mark”, meaning very cool, and suave.
“you’ve come back to markness.”
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