Markophile
a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is pr-ne to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of “blonde moments” than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. this individual is also often pr-ne to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed “markolepsy” to make it specific to the markophile in question.
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