Marksburied
this is when you don’t come into work at all, or come and go as you please. often using excuses like “i am sick” or “dude, i had a girl in my office listening to my cool music. how was i supposed to work?”
person 1: where is mike?
person 2: that hoser marksburied today, so he may be in after lunch. personally, i dont think he’s sick, but probably is out taking pictures to send to everyone that no one cares about.
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