marlboro milds
a brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and bad-sses.
pete – hey josh, what are you smokin?
josh- smooth and relaxing marlboro milds pete, why do you ask?
pete – because im looking for a cigarette that a bad-ss would smoke. since you are a total and complete bad-ss, i figured i would ask you.
josh – are you going to start smoking?
pete – no, but if i ever do, i wanted to make the right choice.
josh – good job.
a type of mentholated marlboro cigarettes, falling below full menthols, and above lights in terms of strength. standard packaging (blue).
smoker 1: what do you smoke?
smoker 2: marlboro milds.
smoker 1: p-ssy, well, at least they aren’t lights.
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