Marlboro Silver


formerly known as “marlboro ultra lights”. changed when a new law forbid tobacco companies from using the words “light” or “mild”.
the best of all the marlboro varieties
susan to gas station attendant: “can i have a pack of marlboro ultra lights?”

gas station attendant: “they’re called ‘marlboro silver’ now”

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