marm
a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.
dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. she was all “i have a ruler, and i know how to use it.” but i said “no thanks marm,” and left it at that.
the distinct sound most miniature poodles make. a croaking sort of sound, almost as if they are literally saying the word “marm.” when they make this sound, it means they are very happy and content. also known as the poodle version of purring.
a: “what’s that sound your poodle is making?”
b: “oh, she’s just marming. it means she’s happy.”
(truncation of monkey arms)
when a man sports a thick pair of arms disproportionate to the rest of his body. usually seen in bouncers that abuse steroids.
“hey amy, check out that guy’s marms! he looks like a f-cking idiot.”
when a girl has man arms
hillary duff has some marms.
it is the abbreviation for the words “my arm” in order to save time while talking
hey sal , marm hurts
a dullard/foolish person. refers particularly to those who are either extremely slow or extremely naive.
ex. 1: aw b, corky is such a marm!
ex. 2: ah, i was such a marm in those days…
the act of squirting someone with milk from a lactating breast.
sonya’s got huge t-ts ’cause she’s still nursing. she marmed me from five feet away! those things are ridiculous!
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