marmite addict
a marmite addict is often very territorial over their jar of marmite. often results in fists being beaten against walls.
signs of an addict…
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix
i am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)
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