marMUFFIN


a person charictarised by their inflated cheeks that match his/ her b-m. these people may often have combed eyebrows that do match their hair (hence, the m-ffin is not matching its wrapping). people like this often suffer from papercuts due to others around them that are generally known as “twigs.”
marissa: dude, i could use a bath, oh no! a twigger is here!
twig:-cuts-
marissa/ marm-ffin: ow. f-cking twig.

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