Marooner


a dedicated fan to maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. this is a person who appreciates all members of the band maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there alb-ms and the name of their previous band (kara’s flowers). this person will often “fan girl” and owns maroon 5 merchandise. they are often -ssociated with directioners (one direction fans) or beliebers (justin bieber fans)
marooner- “oh my god! did you hear that matt flynn, jesse carmichael, james valentine, mickey madden, sam farrar, pj morton and adam levine are going to be preforming songs about jane, it won’t be soon before long, hands all over and overexposed. ryan dusick from kara’s flowers will even be there!

everyday person-“who the h-ll are they?, all i know is adam levine.”

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