Marouane Chamakh
marouane chamakh is the god like centre forward with magical heading skills who players for -rs-nal. him and his large trousersnake transferred from bordeaux last season, leaving behind his bromance with yoann gourcuff. he is well known for his gelled hair, but his best feature is his 8 inch long p-n-s. he is well known as the moroccan prince due to coming from the mysterious land of morocco. however he know resides in his castle with his moroccan princess in norf landan
“did you see that header by the moroccan prince?” girl 1
“yes! his hair didn’t even move an inch!” girl 2
“f-ck i would marry marouane chamakh if he wasn’t with his moroccan princess nerea!” girl 1
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