Marriage Plan
your previous, current, or future relationship status as described by a cell phone coverage plan.
yeah your last marriage plan was known for dropping calls randomly, bad service when you needed it the most, and way too expensive. they always try to get you to sign up for ‘new, improved’ service after they drop you without notice. don’t fall into that trap again…
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