Marriage Sack


a sack in which you put your future spouse. usually by force. you have spent your entire life decorationg it. your name is most likely mihael. you are quaint and have jew curls.
“papa, my marriage sack is too heavy!”

“well choose a less plump spouse, mihael!”

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